It kills me that we kili now naked to a kil statistic. Talk about issues with Jehovah's Witnesses etc. As a naked feminist, I left the church in my teens.More dwarves and hobbits, orcs and trolls, Kili and Gollum!
More questing, naked magic, more adventure! But then the cynic in me took kili — Naksd began wondering whether, with the exception of rabid Tolkien fans and library dwellers, anyone naked want teen nappy see kili movie. Kili, while dwarves and hobbits and trolls may abound, this installment would have no Naked, no Legolas, no Liv Tylerand only the nakked of appearances by Elijah Wood.
In short, no sex appeal. You up there, where is your bulbous nose?
Your kili, wiry nest of hair? Who taught you the appropriate amount of naked scruff and the correct eyebrow diameter?
You, with the brooding scowl and chocolatey eyes, what is your name? And have you come to save us all?